Oh my goodness, what could be so hideous? We should all heed such a dire warning, shouldn’t we?
What scourge is among us that places our home and lives in jeopardy?
What could be responsible for endangering all that we hold dear?
I’ll tell you what.
The Wienermobile. That lovable, fun, wholesome icon of childhood and good times, the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile, is the great threat to our community.
Bob Loy of the Outdoor Circle was quoted in the Honolulu Star-Bulletin to say that the presence of the Wienermobile in our town is, and I quote: “It’s something that would detract from Hawaii’s beauty and lower the quality of life of our residents.”
Wow, Bob. Thanks for sounding the alarm. Because, who knew?
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